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\title{Patriot Songs}
\date{2003}
\author{T. Fulano (David Watson)}
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\begin{quote}
‘I hear America singing’
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
“—so what.”
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\begin{quote}
— D. Campion
\end{quote}
\section{1. TALK SHOW HOST}
\begin{quote}
I’ve been pissed ever since the President’s announcement—
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
so let’s get it on, let’s go to war!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m tired of the same old betrayals, I want betrayals I can believe in!
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\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m sick of outsiders ruining my country, we need a Real Leader!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Electrocute the deviants once and for all, give them decent Christian burials,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
let the jolt in the chair jump-start our faltering economy,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
and our will.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Vaporize the enemy, send cluster bombs up his foreign ass.
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\begin{quote}
And since nits make lice, turn his women and kids into cream of wheat.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
They have it coming, and war will help us feel good about ourselves again.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Stand up and put your hand on your heart, show respect for the flag,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
our boys are passing by! Our girls are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our Supreme Court Justices are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our Chamber of Commerce officials are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our McDonald’s cancer hospice helpers are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our recycling kindergartners are passing by collecting metal for the war effort!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our tough prosecuting attorneys are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our Homeland Security neighborhood group leaders are passing by!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Our chaplains are passing by blessing the troops!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Stand up and receive your complimentary lottery ticket!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Stand up, hand on heart, flash some teeth,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
assume the posture, wave to the troops!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Lock arms and sway while we sing “We Are the World”
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
with a chorus of patriotic celebrities!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
And now the drum roll and what you’ve been waiting for:
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
a Leader to lift the sword and cut the Gordian knot.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
After all, there’s no gain without pain, no pain without gain.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
There’s no love without fear, no peace without the Stick,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
or the Leader with the Will to wield the Stick.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Give us the Good-Old-Days Frontier Stick
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
that made this country great,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
the cotton-pickin’, chain-gang
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Get Tough Stick that will make us great again.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Flog us with it, too, we need it—and we want it.
\end{quote}
\section{2. THE FREE MARKET DELIVERS THE BODY TO THE PATRIARCHY}
\begin{quote}
Dick calling from his car phone:
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Come on, Dow Chemical, listen to consumer demand.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Let’s have more of those big synthetic breasts! This is
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
a free country, for chrissakes;
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
if women are too squeamish to wear them,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
put them on me.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’ll enter my own wet tee-shirt contest, wrap them in terry-cloth towels like snow-covered mountains I’ll ski
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
down into Aspen, where I’ll meet myself in a bar and
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
fuck myself silly.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Big steamer trunks I’ll pack to take myself on a cruise
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
where nobody knows me except you two little darlings,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
two cupcakes, baby harp seals I’ll club and drag home
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
to make a Happy Meal.
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\begin{quote}
Don’t disappoint me, Dow Chemical, give me those
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
silicon sliders, serve them up at the Super Bowl.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’ll bury myself in a Jell-O waterbed of flesh,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
insert my money card into the slot again and again to
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
set the milk and honey flowing.
\end{quote}
\section{3. BUY AMERICAN}
\begin{quote}
Dirk, calling from Troy:
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I hate Japan, let them go back where they came from!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Let them build their golf courses somewhere else!
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\begin{quote}
Keep them off ours!
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\begin{quote}
It’s not my fault fate jammed them there on that sliver of rock,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
they’ve got to be stopped—they’re grinding the forests that I want to grind,
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\begin{quote}
they’re everywhere carving what I want to carve!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I can see them working around the clock, sleeping on their desks.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
planning to eat us with chopsticks ground from trees that we should have cut.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I hate them Japans, giggling on their tour bus, fondling electronic toys,
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
taking pictures of our hula girls a stone’s throw from Pearl Harbor.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
We don’t need their money.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
We used the Bomb and we can use it again.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
Is nothing sacred?
\end{quote}
\section{4. INTERLUDE: SERIAL MURDERER}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’m bored.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I have a chemical imbalance.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’m a victim myself.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because there’s no love in the world.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because government programs are ineffective.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you remind me of someone.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I want to get caught.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because it’s your karma.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you trust too much in strangers.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because your horoscope and mine interface.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’m upholding a tradition dating back to the Sumerians.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because barometric pressure dropped suddenly.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because it’s the only way to get you to be still.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’m a genetic time bomb.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I saw it on TV.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I want to be on TV.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because the voices told me to
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because my father killed my mother while she was sucking my cock.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because it’s an election year.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you happened to be in the right place at the right time.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’m a sucker for fads.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you really wanted me to.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I’ll never be President.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because murder is the only comfort in a joyless world.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I need more adventure in my life.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because otherwise you’d strangle me.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you’re so pretty and so pure.)
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because you’re so ugly and so corrupt.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because I want to democratize the Second Law of Thermodynamics.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’m strangling you because death is cute.
\end{quote}
\section{5. THE FLAG}
\begin{quote}
Mark calling from a cellular phone:
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want to see that flag flying!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want to see it flying the way it did over the free-fire zones!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want to see it flying the way it did over the model villages!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag branded on the arm of every criminal and rebel!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag flying over the polar ice, the moon, the planets!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag flying over every factory, school, stadium, barracks, prison!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag flying over countries I’ll never see and would never want to see!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag on the TV screen at daybreak and day’s end like Venus and Mars in twilight skies!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want that flag painted on satellites that will fail and crash to the earth ten thousand years after we are extinct!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I want to smash the imprint of that flag into your ugly, questioning face!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
That’s my flag flying there in front of the house trailer!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
That’s my flag flying over the country club!
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\begin{quote}
That’s my flag flying in front of the police station!
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\begin{quote}
That’s my flag there by the guardhouse!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
That’s my flag stickered to the bumper of the car built by loyal workers in my country!
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
I’d gladly whip love for that flag into you the way it was whipped into me.
\end{quote}
\begin{quote}
That’s what it means to be brought up right.
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\begin{quote}
That’s what it really means to be loved—spare the rod and spoil the child.
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You’ll be grateful to us when we’re done—hold out your arm.
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T. Fulano (David Watson)
Patriot Songs
2003
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