#title Unclassifieds #author Fifth Estate Collective #SORTauthors Fifth Estate Collective; #date 1969 #source [[https://www.fifthestate.org/archive/76-april-3-16-1969/unclassifieds]] #lang en #pubdate 2022-05-26 #notes Fifth Estate #76, April 3–16, 1969 UNCLASSIFIEDS cost 50 cents per line per issue. Figure four words per line. (A word is a word including one and two letter words. A phone number is a word. Street numbers are words. Abbreviations should be sensible. DISCOUNT RATES: Five runs cost 35 cents per line. White Broadminded male desires replies from other males for possible meeting. Send photo, phone, interests, etc. to Main Post Office Box 613, Flint, MI 48501. Let’s get together pronto! Wanted—Garden City needs more Freaks! We’re only a minority. Dean, come in contact, I miss you—GW. Hello Detroit—and all the beautiful people in it—love you and miss you but dig Calif. Hotcha! Love, Diane. Vi & Ronnie—I see another part of the world. Take a good look at it. It has a lot to say and says it in no uncertain terms. Keep the Peace.—SRA. Black couple seeks clean free-thinking female any race for weekend expressions. Description and meeting info. E. Arrington, 5098 French, Det. 48213. The electronics curriculum at Cass Tech blows. Three small boys need a family with space and time to spare. Live in five days a week. Prefer older couple or lady over 30. Must love children. $400 per month. Call 399–4326. Good looking, clean cut guy, 23, wishes to meet pretty girl, 18 to 23 for dating. Write Larry, Box 8234, Detroit, MI 48213. Dave says Lincoln Park High sucks. He’s right. Denny—Is peanutbutter better than pot?—Johnny Rivers, Nam Sadness—humans on earth come together, the weeds beneath your feet choke life as you do. Perfection is death, human. Nursing exp. companion, confidante. Female, 37, part time to gentleman or lady. Utmost discretion. TY9-1938. Send an interesting opinion on any subject to: Sharp, Edge City Research, 3555 Island, Toledo, Ohio 43614. If you have problems and want professional advice, telephone GR6-1557. Soloman Goldfarb, A.C.S.W., Academy of Certified Social Workers. STELLA CIGARETTE PAPERS All types of Watch Bands, Glasses Peter Fonda and Round Wire Frames. All types of Rings. Wholesale only. Platt Mfg. Co., 424 S. Los Angeles St., L.A. 628–1205 or 628–4065. Bachelor, 28, well-educated seeks same for room-mate and/or for companionship. Call 567–0213. Evenings. JIM (who loves Donovan), please write again with return address. Box 2095, Ann Arbor, MI 48106 TAX WORK by Fifth Estate accountant Bill Rowe. Sunday April 13, 12–6 PM, 4726 Third St., Office No. 5. Donations to Open City will be accepted. PROPHESIES OF DOOM! April 1969—A tremendous Earthquake is going to occur and cause So. Calif. to fall into the ocean! For only $2.50 ppd. you may obtain a huge 24”x28” full-color vision (by artist R. 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For Lovers and no others: read “For Lovers & no others” $1.50 from Versemonger Press, 5806 Elizabeth, Allen Park, MI 48101. Listen! Help yourself and friends Learn basic survival skills. Arm and equip yourself. Practice! Self-reliance wins. Big John lives! I love you, mysterious mole, ever faithfully, effervescently, ever always. Together we can be happy in the midst of sadness. Swinging white, Jewish, Zionist man in late 30s seeks swinging black, atheist, revolutionary woman in early 70s. Must enjoy chess. Contact OPEN CITY, Ask for Mr. Parody. Girl vocalist wanted for an established all-girl rock band. Call: 291–9149. Gay individual seeking friendship with like person in 20s. Write describing self to Occupant, Box 2230, Dearborn, 48123. Help fuck student apathy at CMU. Send dimes to Climb, 302 Emmons Hall, CMU. Mt. Pleasant, MI 48858. Two king-sized endowed guys will model nude for girls who like art and would like to try life drawing or body painting. 1st time free. No calls from men! 274–2908. “Liberal” young male wishes to meet same—VED-KTXK. Det. Swingers Friend-matched local girls, guys, couples club. Conf. questionaire. No forw. fees. $1 to Box 635 Warren, MI 48090. 27, Single, not handsome, peace lover, like to meet girl who is lover of arts and likes to rap. 422–2643. FREE CARS TO FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA PLUS MANY OTHER POINTS. TOP GAS ALLOWANCE GIVEN. CALL 963–2111. AAACON AUTO TRANSPORT, INC., 1249 GRISWOLD, DETROIT. Attention Royal Oak Dondero High School: Student power is on its way. Viva la Dondero! MSG HAGA—You’re okay, even if you are a lifer. FTA. Good looking gay boy, 21, wishes to meet same. Place name, phone in Fifth Estate. Chuck. Dick—Love is imagined and therefore limitless—Rosalind. High School Guerrillas: Ought to be everywhere. Bring the movement to your high school. Support your brothers and sisters who take action in school, find out who they are and help them be creative. If you need help, write us and leave your name and phone number and we’ll try to help you out. Tom & Pete, High School SDS, Box 9571, North End Sta., Detroit, 48202. For Hire—photographer—for weddings and other imp. events. Individual & family portraits, candids of children, graduations, architecture, color & black & white. John Miller, 871–6331. Warning: to all young people who wish to avoid becoming mutants in the U.S. Military “Feudal” system...Avoid at all costs and keep your sanity. Anonymous Cannon Fodder. Female “spread” magazines, movies, paperbacks, free catalogues, Beaver, Box 2373-H. Phila. Pa. Wanted: Female figure models for photography $5—$7.50 hr., Tues. eves, 8–10 pm, call days TE. 1–1250. Must be 18. Gay male books, magazines, movies, free catalogues. Trojan, Box 2121-H, Phila. Pa. Dan—Love and ‘joy on your birthday—Carolyn. DON’T ANSWER an adult personal ad until you see what other people write. Dozens of hot letters answering bi and straight ads placed by single girls and swinging couples just released (Sent in plain wrapper) RUSH $2 for the Letter File, Box 36395-FE, Hollywood, 90036. Have fun in Nha Be, big brother. Mo.