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Self-employed bachelor wants uninhibited women for exotic fun and games Phone Charlie at 867–9218, 10am to 10pm.

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Young swinging couple wishes to meet other swinging marrieds for good times. Photo and phone a must. All will be answered. Ed, P.O. Box 854, Royal Oak, Michigan.

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Active male desires live-in position. Call Ron: WO 1–1631, room 447.

Gay individual interested in friendship with like person (to 25) write describing self to Box 2230, Dearborn 48123.

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Needed; Enthusiastic people or freeks to work on new music magazine-newspaper out of Detroit. All talents considered. Call Tony Reay at TR3-8028 afternoons.

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Happy birthday Alexander Guevara Columbus, born two Thursdays ago to Harvey and Cathy Columbus in California.

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We are in the process of establishing a NEW Artists’ Workshop and literary mag. We need people with technical knowledge, ideas, and contributions of any sort. Our purposes are to rehabilitate and re-channel bad energies being spent in drug-stupor and to create paying jobs for our people. Write Lynn at 224 Cortland Apt. 102, Highland Pk, 48203.

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Woman, age 18 — 35; private residence, food, and allowance in exchange for one hour housecleaning and one hour cooking a day, six days a wk. Very respectable arrangement, No flakes need apply. Call evenings at 8 pm. 963–4975. Ask for John

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Youthful single tall man in forties seeks good old fashioned supperclub dinner or lunch dates Detroit or Ann Arbor area with attractive slender female, age 21 to 35, object: companionship only. Phone collect: John, days, area code 519-254-4862, late evening, 519—948–5574.