Fifth Estate Collective
Smokey The Bear Sutra
Once in the Jurassic about 150 million years ago, the Great Sun Buddha in this corner of the Infinite Void gave a
discourse to all the assembled elements and energies: to the standing beings, the walking beings, the flying
beings, and the sitting beings-even the grasses, to the number of thirteen billion, each one born from a seed,
assembled there: a Discourse concerning Enlightenment on the planet Earth
“In some future time, there will be a continent called America. It will have great centers of power called such as
Pyramid Lake, Walden Pond, Mt. Rainier, Big Sur, Everglades, and so forth; and powerful nerves and channels
such as Columbia River, Mississippi River, and Grand Canyon. The human race in that era will get into troubles all
over its head, and practically wreck everything in spite of its own strong intelligent Buddha-nature.”
“The twisting strata of the great mountains and the pulsings of volcanoes are my love burning deep in the earth. My
obstinate compassion is schist and basalt and granite, to be mountains, to bring down the rain. In that future
American Era I shall enter a new form; to cure the world of loveless knowledge that seeks with blind hunger: and
mindless rage eating food that will not fill it.”
And he showed himself in his true form of
SMOKEY THE BEAR
A handsome smokey-colored brown bear standing on his hind legs, showing that he is aroused and watchful.
Bearing in his right paw the Shovel that digs to the truth beneath appearances; cuts the roots of useless
flings damp sand on the fires of greed and war;
His left paw in the mudra of Comradly Display-indicating that all creatures have the full right to live to their limits
that of deer, rabbits, chipmunks, snakes, dandelions, and lizards all grow in the realm of the Dharma;
Wearing the blue work overalls symbolic of slaves and laborers, the countless men oppressed by a civilization that
claims to save but often destroys;
Wearing the broad-brimmed hat of the west, symbolic of the forces that guard the wilderness, which is the Natural
of the Dharma and the true path of man on Earth:
all true paths lead through mountains
With a halo of smoke and flame behind, the forest fires of the kali-yuga, fires caused by the stupidity of those who
things can be gained and lost whereas in truth all is contained vast and free in the Blue Sky and Green Earth of
Round-bellied to show his kind nature and that the great earth has food enough for everyone who loves her and
Trampling underfoot wasteful freeways and needless suburbs, smashing the worms of capitalism and
Indicating the task: his followers, becoming free of cars, houses, canned foods, universities, and shoes, master the
Mysteries of their own Body, Speech, and Mind: and fearlessly chop down the rotten trees and prune out the sick
of this country America and then burn the leftover trash.
Wrathful but calm. Austere but Comic. Smokey the Bear will Illuminate those who would help him;
but for those who would hinder or slander him...
HE WILL PUT THEM OUT.
Thus his great Mantra:
Namah samanta vajranam chanda maharoshana Sphataya hum traks ham mam
“I DEDICATE MYSELF TO THE UNIVERSAL DIAMOND BE THIS RAGING FURY BE DESTROYED”
And he will protect those who love the woods and rivers, Gods and animals, hobos and madmen, prisoners and
people, musicians, playful women, and hopeful children:
And if anyone is threatened by advertising, air pollution, television, or the police, they should chant
SMOKEY THE BEAR’S WAR SPELL:
DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
DROWN THEIR BUTTS
CRUSH THEIR BUTTS
And SMOKEY THE BEAR will Burley appear to put the enemy out with his vajra-shovel.
Now those who recite this Sutra and then try to put it in practice will accumulate merit as countless as the sands of
Arizona and Nevada.
Will help save the planet Earth from total oil slick.
Will enter the age of harmony of man and nature.
Will win the tender love and caresses of men, women, and beasts.
Will always have ripened blackberries to eat and a sunny spot under a pine tree to sit at.
AND IN THE END WILL WIN HIGHEST PERFECT ENLIGHTENMENT
...thus we have heard...
(may be reproduced free forever)
— Sutra by Gary Snyder