Fifth Estate Collective
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HEY GIRL. DON’T KILL YOURSELF. I’m a boy 19. I WANT TO KILL MYSELF TOO. Maybe we could cure each other. We might even have the same problem. This is not a joke. Call 873–9019. Ask for “Vinny.”
SNEAK PREVIEW—PHILIP A. Le Clear, to be named man of our times (sometime within current century) Watch for Details.
Hello to Marianna and Andy, Diddy and Ned —J.B.
Adult Pen Pals. For renewed letter writing fun with people who share adult ideas, send $1 for 3 names to: Post-A-Pal, Box 262, Oceanside, N.Y. 11572.
Polaroid photographer seeks slender female model over 21 for cheesecake photos. Call Windsor Area Code 519 948–5574. Salary Negotiable.
Be a partaker in the ministry of Charlie Brown. Receive a share of stock for $5.00. Any donations will be welcome. For more facts write: Bonds, College Park 5114f, Detroit 48221
NEW HIP DIRECTORY — You’ll find it fast in the Mellow Pages. THE MELLOW PAGES...-Complete directory of head shops, boutiques, newspapers, entertainment clubs and merchandise, sources across the nation. Only $3.00 to: TURN-ONS UNLIMITED, Dept 7, 313 N. Edinburgh, Los Angeles, Calif., 90048 WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE LISTED IN THE MELLOW PAGES? Send name, address and type of business to TURN-ONS UNLIMITED.
1960 Corvette Convt. — All new, all work by dealer. 355 F.I. Engine — 4 sp. posit. Cheetah headers — Halibrand Knock off mags. If this is your thing and you have $1,200.00 call Joey at WO2-2330.
Male wishes to share cost of apt. with anyone during summer quarter. Vet—dove, no prej. Writer. Call GA 77744 evenings.
PSYCHEDILIC LIGHTING! Make your own light machines, strobes, color organs, etc. Easy instructions and diagrams. Send $2.00 to Lightrays, 7130 Pine, Phila., Pa. 19106.
Going to miss ya’ll—Contact, write at — Skip Cooper, General Delivery, Venice, Calif.
Happily married sexually unsatisfied professional man 37, seeks quiet discreet liason with charming, interesting, uninhibited woman. Write giving interests, photo & Phone No. All letters will be answered. E.G. Heidenberger, 1429 Reo, Lincoln Park, Mich. 48146.
Intellectual Theater is “AN ODE TO WILHELM REICH,” 2-Act. Single Copy $1 to Detroit Drama Workshop, 19211 Tracey.
UNDERGROUND GUIDE to literature. Send $1 to 4518 Varna Ave. Sherman Oaks, Calif. 91403.
Tall, young, handsome married man wishes to meet a girl who needs 8-1/2 inches. For discreet meeting write Dave, P.O. Box 741, Det4895 48231
Young Gay Person Write College Park, 507, Det. 48221.
Sell the Fifth Estate. There’s money to be made. If you want to be a salesman or distributor in your college, high school, business, town, or on the street call 831–6800 or write us at 1107 W. Warren, Detroit, 48201
HEAD...The Hip Fragrance, Promise her anything, but give her HEAD. HEAD...wild, provocative scent of jungle passion. Comes in a 4 oz. bottle of delight. Send $t.pp to: Turn-Ons, Unlimited Dept. 7, 313 N. Edinburgh, Los Angeles, Calif. 90048.
Escape from Freedom. Immigration to Canada as an alternative to the draft. For info write: S. Ontario Committee on War Immigrants, c/o Jim Cairns, 1 Mountain Ave., Hamilton, Ont. or the Anti-Draft Programme, 2279 Yonge, No. 1, Toronto, Ont.
INDIA’S FINEST INCENSE 2 pkts/ $1. Also musical instruments. Indiacrafts POB 853 San Francisco. Dealers & representative wanted.
Wish to view private films during lunch hours. Will pay reasonable price. Box 5121, Teleford Station, Dearborn, Mich. 48128
Psychedelic Stock!! Beads, Peace Symbols, Anehs. All types jewelry, incense, posters, etc. Huge stock of proven fast-moving items...Distributors and Jobbers, inquire at PLATT MFG. CO., 400 S. Los Angeles St., Los Angeles — Phone 628–4065
M.T.B. I love you. J.E.D.
Girl lead guitarist wants to join creative Blues band. Please call Diane at 538–8367
Negro Male seeks job as model, age 19. Call FE8-8637 after 7 P.M.
“ORIGINAL METHOD” Through centurys men have experimented with different sexual habits. For a detailed picture & written diagram of the Possible Original Method of Sex Send $1.00—Method 68191/2 Leland Way, Hollywood, Calif. 90028
Be a Superstar. Filmmaker needs girls for films. Call UN4-722, and ask for “F”
Discreet young man available for stud service Columbus Ohio area code 614-291-0653
Free 25 Highly Useful Books (Postage, handling $1.00) Box 34 Sylvania, Ohio
The Movie Company needs creative rock band. Call UN4-7221 ask for “F”
White Male 32 seeks Girl to share apt. this summer. Will pay fall school tuition. Call Dave anytime between 5 and 8 PM 868–3799
’59 Harley 74 for sale complete with shield and bags. Excellent condition. Best offer over $550. 831 7780 Stirling.
Young business exec. that travels to Detroit often desires the companionship of a young swinging chick. Would like someone who likes to travel. Could be generous to the right person. Send photo and phone if possible. M.S.—Suite 915, 150 Broadway. N.Y., N.Y. 10038.
Well built large male model will pose nude for 1 or more females (no men) who would like to learn how to body paint, draw, etc. First lesson free here at my pad. 278–5969.
Posters. All type psy. mdes. Incences, pipes, brassware, beads, flowers and etc. Platt Mfg., 420 So. Los Angeles Street, Los Angeles, Calif. Ph 628–4065.
Now, new formulas use legal chemicals to make legal synthetic Hash (THC) PLUS the famous TURN-ON BOOK telling how to make or grow Mescaline, LSD, DMT, Peyote, etc.- $2.00 to TURN-ONS UNLIMITED, Dept. 7, 313 No. Edinburgh, Los Angeles, Calif. 90048. If not ecstatic, we refund.
Young man wants dates. Call LO2-0180.
Single. male student has apartment to share with single male, Likes music and art. Call evenings 831–0513.
KARMA: a new flower newspaper of Saginaw, Mich. 1st issue 25c. 4373 Wayside S., Saginaw, Mich., 48603.
GIRLFRIEND WANTED Reasonably attractive girl for’ young man-20 Write: Jim, 1493 Huntington Grosse Pointe Mich 48236
Straight cat with hip tastes seeking same for roomate. No fags or heads. Call Mr. Marchand, GL3-4545, ext 11. For real.
L.S.D. Complete formula. Legal. $1.00 Glenco, P.O. Box 834, Warren, Mich., 48090.
Directory to radical publications $1. Alpine, 1304 Geddes, Ann Arbor, Mich.
UPTIGHT WITH THE DRAFT? Get experienced counseling: University Christian Center, 920 Putnam at 4th Mon.-Fri. 1:30 — 4 p.m. Central Methodist Church, Woodward at Adams, 8–10 p.m. Sun. Student Activities Office, Oakland University, Weds. 12–2 p.m. Martin DePoury Center, 3234 Gratiot near Maek, Sun. 4–7 p.m., Rev. F. Ford.
502 E. Huron, Ann Arbor. M-F, 3–5 & 7–9 p.m. Sat. 10–12 a.m.
HORNY? Increase your score; spend less time & money. Daters Anonymous is revolutionizing the “dating game.” $1 for article & info. APC-FEI, Box 5356, Sta. Monica, CA-90405. —
BOY WHO SAID NO (to uncle sam) looking for GIRL WHO SAYS YES. Spend free summer with me in sunny ithaca. Write Bill Siebert 103 Highland Pl. Ithaca N.Y. 14850 or call 607 273–1899
Help wanted! I am being exterminated in Raceland, and am searching for a land of the free and home of the brave.
Yugoslav Folk Concert — presented by the Yogoslav Folk Dance Ensemble “Sumadija”. Colorful rendering of songs and dances. From Croatia, Serbia, Macedonia, Bosnia, and Balgaria, 2:30 p.m. Detroit Institute of Arts Auditorium. John R. Street Entrance. Student tickets ($2.00) available at Wayne University ticket office. Tickets also on sale at Hudson’s for $2.50, $3.00, June 30th.
YOUNG GUY WANTED:TO SHARE APT. WITH SAME 21 AND UNDER ONLY. AFTER 6: PM. 8756541